harsh judgment Minecraft Servers

harsh judgment Minecraft Servers

  • HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP

    HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8111
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 210
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. The admins are like, the coolest people ever and they give out diamonds like candy, no joke.

    So like, the other day, I was mining for some diamonds and I accidentally dug into this secret underground base full of rare loot. And get this, it belonged to a group of evil llamas who were plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, I totally defeated them with my epic diamond sword and saved the day.

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this legendary player on the server who goes by the name of “ChickenMan” and he’s like, the most OP player ever. He once built a giant chicken statue that shot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge him. It was insane.

    So yeah, if you want to join this crazy Minecraft SMP and be part of all the wacky adventures, then you better hurry up and join before the llamas come back for revenge. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenManForPresident

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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5573
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RecycleCraft Minecraft Server

    RecycleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7142
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where recycling is mandatory? Look no further! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers recycle their TNT! Join us and become part of a community that cares about the environment, unlike my sister who thinks recycling is for losers.

    We take recycling so seriously that we have a whole mini-game dedicated to sorting trash and recycling in Minecraft. And if you don’t recycle, well, let’s just say the Ender Dragon won’t be the only one breathing fire in your direction.

    So come join us on this server where even the skeletons are green with envy at our commitment to recycling. And remember, if you don’t recycle, you might just end up like my sister – a trashy player who couldn’t handle the heat of our eco-friendly community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellMeNot Minecraft SMP

    SmellMeNot Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Crops Grown: 6601
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magic Items Found: 4493
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like who even does that? And the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, it’s insane.

    But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?

    Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.

    So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowtimeCraft

    ShowtimeCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3801
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the Game of Thrones of Minecraft servers – minus the disappointing final season. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices. So why waste time watching TV when you could be living your own 10/10 show on our server? Join now and become the star of your own Minecraft masterpiece!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9601
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.

    and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

    ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8468
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mines Excavated: 3745
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself makes surprise appearances and hands out diamond blocks like candy! he even rides around on a flying pig named rocket and shoots lasers out of his eyes to help you defeat the creepers! plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. don’t miss out on the chance to play with the richest man in the world in our crazy minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    Sleeping Mana’s Promise
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7143
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 95 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

    Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

    We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

    To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

    Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
    What is the server’s modpack? The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
    Can I build alone or with others? You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
    How old is the server? The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dual Pathway 1.21.3

    Dual Pathway 1.21.3
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9987
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

    First of all, the admins are like unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical farting unicorns?

    Secondly, the players on this server are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans they get up to.

    And let’s not forget about the buildings on this server – they’re like something out of a psychedelic dream! You’ll feel like you’re tripping on mushrooms just looking at them.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

    AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 576
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with anxious friends who can’t handle their stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a stress-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any anxiety-inducing conversations.

    We understand that overcoming anxiety is a journey, and we won’t judge you for needing more time to work through it. Plus, we have a strict policy against leaving people on “seen” – everyone deserves a response, even if it’s just a virtual hug emoji.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough diamonds to build your dream castle. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s contagious is laughter and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!

    HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2674
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, where the chickens wear diamond armor, and where the zombies break dance instead of attacking you. It’s a total wacky world where anything goes!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet wolf that can talk and tell jokes. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music.

    Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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