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FriendZoneUber

Agreement, apartment complex, awkward situation, buzz kill, car ride, clubbing, fourth wheel, FriendZoneUber, harsh judgement, male friend, nightclub, ruined the mood, split costs, third wheel, travel expenses, two guys, ubering home, UNFAIR, Upset, Waste of Money

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3416
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	191
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3023
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!