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SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	New Chunks Explored:	452075
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4028

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9445	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	87
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ores Mined:	2228
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	173
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crops Grown:	9527	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	2010	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw