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  • ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

    ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

    But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

    So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TinyTrollzCraft

    TinyTrollzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only insult you hear is “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult paradise! Join us and get roasted by our resident insult master, Insulticus Maximus, who will come up with the most creative and hilarious insults you’ve ever heard.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken nugget and bragging rights for life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be insulted, entertained, and amazed in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperSaidUrMomGay

    CreeperSaidUrMomGay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SchooledByMinecraftSMP

    SchooledByMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time in school when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, imagine if that happened in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of embarrassing moments and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the virtual world together. Who knows, you might even find yourself accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle. So come on, join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CompliMinecraft

    CompliMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBurnsMC

    BlockyBurnsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a pro! Join us and never hear those hurtful words again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft gods who will grant you unlimited diamonds if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing challenges.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineRoast Minecraft Server

    MineRoast Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

    Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP