Harsh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

BlockyBurnsMC

BETRAYAL, BlockyBurnsMC, Cruel, Cutting, Damage, deep, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, insults, Pain, PAINFUL, Scars, stinging, unkind, Words, Wounds

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!

Icywindpvp

alliances, boss fights, Challenges, Combat, Conquer, custom events, DOMINANCE, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Harsh, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, ruthless, ruthless competition, strategy, stronghold, Survival, Territory, Traps

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

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SisInsaneNoEngTeach?

Bilingual, Communication, disservice, English, family, Harsh, heritage, INSANE, kindergarten, Language, Move, Multilingual, PEERS, RELATIVES, School, SisInsaneNoEngTeach, Sweden, Swedish, teachers, Understanding, xenophobic

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride in town!

Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	3724	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

#breastfeeding, Colleague, cover work, Dangerous work, FATIGUE, Harsh, Management, maternity leave, medical laboratory, Moaning, Nausea, pay grades, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, private medical laboratory, responsibilities, Server, stress, Suck, team mates, vomiting, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

SibWillDramaCraft

assets, estranged, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, Harsh, Inheritance, living will, medical diagnosis, negative interactions, Provisions, relationships, Siblings, siblings distant, siblings excluded, siblings ignored, SibWillDramaCraft, sparse contact, Will

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	4669	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4577
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as cutting your siblings out of your will? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama and focus on building epic creations.

Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind! Our server is like a virtual sanctuary where you can build, explore, and connect with other players without worrying about your siblings trying to steal your diamonds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and claim their lost treasures?

So come join us on our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone accidentally blows up your epic castle with TNT. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your siblings’ passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving dinner.

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

Angry, Crafty, criticism, deceptive, Disappointed, Displeased, dissatisfied, false advertising, Feedback, Frustrated, furious, Harsh, Minecraft, misleading title, NEGATIVE, OUTRAGED, RAGE, review, scathing, Server, UNFAIR, Unhappy, Upset, Writing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	1073
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	207

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	364959	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3527

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	279
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4066
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	8394
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

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