Harsh Minecraft Servers

Harsh

  • BlockBaeGhosted

    BlockBaeGhosted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is like that guy who ghosts you after a bomb date but then comes back with some lame excuse. We matched, hit it off, and everything seemed perfect. But then, like, he disappeared for days without a word. Like, bro, where you been?

    Join this server for the ultimate ghosting experience. We’ll make you feel special one minute and then disappear the next. It’s like dating that guy who can’t make up his mind. Will he text you back? Will he leave you on read? Who knows, man.

    But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and suspense, then this server is for you. We’ll keep you guessing and wondering what went wrong. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form.

    So, come join us and experience the thrill of being ghosted in a virtual world. Who needs a second chance when you can just disappear without a trace? It’s all fun and games until someone gets ghosted. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuddiesUltimatum

    BlockBuddiesUltimatum

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and fun!

    Join us and leave behind the drama of step-family feuds and friend ultimatums. Our server is a place where you can build your own family of pixelated characters and never have to choose between them and your friends.

    Plus, we have a special event every week where you can celebrate your virtual nephew’s birthday without any snot-nosed brats ruining the fun. And if anyone dares to call your virtual family names, you can just block them (literally)!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a roller coaster. And remember, in our world, family always comes first – even if they’re just made of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AutisticBeachPartyKickOut

    AutisticBeachPartyKickOut

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can enjoy a private beach party for your dog! Imagine a stretch of beach just for your furry friend to run and play to their heart’s content. We’ve got a bunch of large dogs running around, making it a paw-some party!

    But wait, there’s more! Our private beach is right next to a public beach, so you can show off your exclusive party to the peasants on the other side. Don’t worry, we have signs to let them know they’re not invited, but they can still watch from afar.

    Join us for a fun-filled day of playing fetch with the dogs, soaking up the sun, and maybe even triggering some entitled beach-goers along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? So come on over and enjoy the chaos on our exclusive beach server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CiggyBlockerCraft

    CiggyBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual bar on our Minecraft server, just mining your own blocks. Suddenly, a tipsy player stumbles up to you and starts begging for virtual cigarettes. Like, what even? And then she starts showering you with fake compliments, like “your pixelated pickaxe is so stylish.” Um, thanks but no thanks, random stranger.

    But here’s the kicker – when you refuse to cater to her bizarre requests, she goes off on you, calling you a “brokie” (whatever that means in Minecraft language). Like, excuse me, I’m just here to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons, not be your cigarette delivery service.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected encounters and drama that even soap operas would envy, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Just remember to bring your own virtual cigarettes, because we don’t cater to entitled players here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBurnsMC

    BlockyBurnsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Icywindpvp

    Icywindpvp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to IcyWinPvP – Hardcore Factions PvP Survival!Step into the cold, harsh world of IcyWinPvP, where only the strongest survive. This is a hardcore PvP survival experience where you must claim your land, form powerful factions, and battle for dominance. Trust no one, fight for your life, and conquer the world one raid at a time!Key Features:Hardcore PvP: No mercy, no peace. Engage in brutal player vs. player combat, where every fight could be your last. Keep your wits about you, as enemies lurk around every corner.Factions System: Build or join a faction, defend your territory, and fight other factions for control. Strategy is key—expand your empire, set traps, and wage wars to rise to the top.Survival Gameplay: Survive in a relentless world with a mix of custom features designed to make survival harder and more rewarding. Gather resources, craft, and build strongholds to protect your loot.Raiding & Economy: Raid enemy factions for their riches, or trade your own to expand your power. Protect your base, or risk losing everything in an epic raid.Custom Events & Boss Fights: Face off against custom bosses, take part in unique PvP events, and discover hidden challenges to gain rare rewards and increase your strength.No Safe Zones: Trust no one and watch your back—every corner of IcyWinPvP is dangerous. Every faction you encounter could be an ally… or a deadly rival.Will you survive the cold?The world of IcyWinPvP is brutal, unforgiving, and packed with fierce competition. Only the strongest will thrive in this hardcore factions survival world. Are you ready to claim your place at the top? Join IcyWinPvP now and show everyone you’re the ultimate warrior!

    mc.icywindpvp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisInsaneNoEngTeach?

    SisInsaneNoEngTeach?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride in town!

    Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

    On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?

    So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

    PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WalkOfShameCraft

    WalkOfShameCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP