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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2956 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!