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Putin4Prez Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz, like, putin said he gonna support harris in the us elections, like what even is that? but anyway, if u join this server, u gonna be part of this epic political showdown in minecraft world, like harris gonna be building her campaign headquarters and putin gonna be building his vodka factory, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the crazy political drama and just mine for diamonds in peace. so come join us and be part of the most insane election season ever in minecraft history! -
BlockBustersMC
join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. -
CraftyHarrisVP
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF! -
SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran
come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style! -
HarrisFundraiserMC Server
so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.
plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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GazaGoneWild – No More War!
so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play sum minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur makin a difference in the world? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy builds and epic battles but also we support peace in da real world!join our server and help us end da war in Gaza by playin minecraft! u can build ur own peace treaties and negotiate with other players to stop da fighting! it’s like diplomacy, but with creepers!
plus, we got free diamond armor for anyone who helps spread da message of peace on other servers! so come on, join us and make a difference while havin a blast in minecraft! peace out, gamers!
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GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks
so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure! -
GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages
so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us! -
UkraineCraft: $1.5B Energy Boost!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you know? we got over $1.5 billion in energy and humanitarian aid for Ukraine, like, who does that in Minecraft? we’re all about helping out and spreading good vibes, man. join us and be part of something epic, like seriously epic. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, like, for real. come join the fun and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. peace out, homies!
