Harris MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

Science, US election debate, 2020 election, STEM Education, science policy

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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PolandCraft: Next in Line Minecraft Server

PolandCraft, Minecraft, Invasion, War, international relations

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE POLAND WILL BE NEXT IF UKRAINE LOSES THE WAR! WE GOTTA PROTECT POLAND WITH OUR BLOCKY BUILDING SKILLS AND CREEPER FIGHTING POWERS!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!

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DebateDrama Minecraft SMP

harris, literal, Beliefs, opposite, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who took the last diamond in the chest? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a literal tranny who thought Harris won at the debate! And if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – maybe a llama will start a revolution or a chicken will become the new mayor. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let the chaos begin!

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FoxCraft: Putin’s Pal or Fake News?

Malicious, trump, putin, harris, Putins

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing getting cut is the blocks you’re mining, not important debate moments? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Fox News can’t resist editing it to make it seem like our players are meeting with Putin before invading other players’ bases. Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the missing blocks and maybe even meet a secret agent fox or two. Don’t miss out on the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

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HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

candidates, president, harris, debate, trump

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

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Cash Out Minecraft Server

stunt, Campaign, trump, Politics, MONEY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have players pulling cash out of their pockets to silence each other in-game! It’s the ultimate showdown of who can out-Trump Trump himself. Join now for a chance to witness the craziest moments in Minecraft history! Who needs politics when you have our server? Join today and experience the madness for yourself!

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Putin4Prez Minecraft Server

Politics, international relations, us politics, putin, election meddling

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz, like, putin said he gonna support harris in the us elections, like what even is that? but anyway, if u join this server, u gonna be part of this epic political showdown in minecraft world, like harris gonna be building her campaign headquarters and putin gonna be building his vodka factory, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the crazy political drama and just mine for diamonds in peace. so come join us and be part of the most insane election season ever in minecraft history!

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BlockBustersMC

MIDDLE EAST, Politics, biden, lament, Peace

join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe.

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SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

Chicago, 4chan, disillusionment, purposelessness, Engel

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

triumph, political future, Campaign, political victory, election results

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

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