also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.
so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!
| Features |
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| Unique Seasonal Decay Mechanics |
| Epic Boss Fights |
| New 1.1 Update release |
| Immersive Lore and Puzzle |
| Game Master Role |
| Community Events |
| Immersive Portals |
| Server Enhancements |
| Quality of Life Improvements |
You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided and filling out the application form.
The server features seasonal decay mechanics, epic boss fights, immersive lore and puzzles, and a Game Master role where players can compete to design puzzles for the server.
Yes, there are community events such as Otto coming to trade rare goods on the merchant ship.
Yes, players can explore a custom world with immersive portals and hidden secrets to uncover.
The server has a new 1.1 update release with new sea creatures, bosses, and underwater exploration.
Currently, the nether is disabled to limit the fast rate of progression for players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is armed with a diamond sword and a killer dance move that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us rid the world of incel vtuber fans once and for all!
Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).
Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!
