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  • Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

    Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

    Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

    But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

    Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

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  • Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server

    Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Extent of Harris would struggle to keep up with the madness. We’ve got more coordinated media disinformation than a conspiracy theory convention, all to lure in those liberal cucks to our rallies (just kidding, we don’t actually have rallies…or do we?). Join us for a maze of craziness that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

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  • PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

    PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

    imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

    join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

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  • CraftyUkraine vs Russia

    CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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    come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020

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    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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  • HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

    HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

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    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We fully support that decision!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane events you’ve ever seen. From llama races to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his loot somewhere in the server and left a series of ridiculous clues to find it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • DisinfoCraft: Russian Roulette

    DisinfoCraft: Russian Roulette

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    so, liek, imagine if russia was, liek, a minecraft server, right? but not just any server, this server is, liek, on a whole other level of cray cray. they go all-out with their covert disinformation, man. you gotta watch your back at all times cuz you never know who’s gonna be spreading fake news about you in the chat.

    but, like, that’s not even the best part. they have this crazy storyline where the players have to team up with kamala harris to take down the evil microsoft corporation. like, what even is that?! it’s like a mix of politics and video games, man. it’s wild.

    if you wanna join a server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know, then this is the place for you. just be prepared for some serious mind games and maybe a little bit of paranoia. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so come on and join the madness. you won’t regret it.

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