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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1722 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 122 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 203 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯