Harmless MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockBustersMC

gradual damage, unnoticed harm, unhealthy choices, long-term effects, detrimental actions

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

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PixelPainLand

PixelPainLand, punishment, Harmless, unexpected hell, subtle punishment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punishment is just a fun little game of torture! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every wrong move could lead to a hilarious but painful consequence.

Imagine being chased by an army of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or being forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe while being serenaded by a chorus of creepers. Our punishments may seem harmless at first, but trust us, they will make you question your sanity and your will to live in the most entertaining way possible.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where getting pranked by a mischievous Enderman is considered a rite of passage, or where falling into a pit of lava is just a warm and toasty welcome? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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TechRealms Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Manipulation, Fake, Women, Players

Are you tired of fake people and drama in your life? Join our Minecraft server and let your true self shine! No more trusting abusive con artists or falling for players, on our server, we only welcome genuine players who have nothing to hide.

Unlike the “chads” out there, our players are kind, respectful, and always have your back. Say goodbye to being the victim of homicides and sexual assaults, and say hello to a community that truly cares about you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

Support, anxiety, TwinSisSlumber, Minecraft, overreacting

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!

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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, harmless object, UnkillableSpatula, kill, indestructible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

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ViralCraft: DNA Survival

cellular biology, Human genome, Viruses, genetic material, Cancer

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

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ZeroDeath Minecraft Server

Harmless, Safe, Secure, Minecraft, non toxic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers apologize before exploding! That’s right, on our server, you have a 0% chance of dying from any mob or environmental hazard. In fact, the zombies actually bring you flowers and the skeletons offer to do your homework for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rides a giant chicken into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Join our server and you might even get to ride a flying llama into the sunset while battling a horde of rainbow-colored spiders.

So why join our server? Because where else can you have tea parties with the Wither Boss or go on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the epic battles between the villagers and the evil llamas. Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

Harmless, joy, Server, Slippery slope, Graphic tees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

irrational fear, fear of flying, fear of success, Psychology, FearlessCraft

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals! They love to dance and explode confetti everywhere, making them the life of the blocky party. Join us and see for yourself – you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

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TinySMP: Where the only spice is in our players! Join our harmless vanilla server!

age requirement, Technical, Minecraft, Fabric, Harmless

Minecraft Server Overview

Name Yani’s SMP Server

Host Yani

Start Date August 18, 2023

Timezone GMT+2

FAQs

1. What are the benefits of playing on this server?

– Active staff for instant punishment of griefing or unacceptable behavior

– Vanilla experience with small adjustments for gameplay

– Optional voicechat for greater gameplay experience

– Minimum age requirement recommended at 18 years old

– Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics

– Never lose all your work and time spent on the server even if inactive for months

2. How can I get an invite to the server?

– Add Yani on Discord at yani01 and ask for an invite

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Name	Yani’s SMP Server
Host	Yani
Start Date	August 18, 2023
Timezone	GMT+2

Harmless

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

1. What are the benefits of playing on this server?

2. How can I get an invite to the server?