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FearlessSpiders Minecraft SMP

common fear, fear, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearlessSpiders, Harmless, harmless things, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	8122
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	76
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	973	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs! Join us for a chance to show these explosive cuties some love and watch them turn into friendly pet creepers that follow you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass just by owning a few of these majestic birds. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows that give out sage life advice in exchange for a pat on the head.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us today and embark on the wackiest adventure of your virtual life!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1137	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Enchantments Applied:	56
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Star Shards Collected:	258
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	516412	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Star Shards Collected:	150	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

adaptation, cartoon, Characters, Edition, funny, human versions, Humanbob, HumanCraft, humans, Humanward, long tail tags, Mr. Human, names, Parody, Patrick Human, sandy cheeks, spongebob

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	2684
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!