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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7497 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!