harmless jokes Minecraft Servers

harmless jokes Minecraft Servers

  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 596
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Votes: 8864

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OopsCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    OopsCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6842
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or getting into a heated battle with a gang of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the spawn point – it was madness!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Bowling and Ender Dragon Egg Toss. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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  • PixelPact: JPN & PH Defense

    PixelPact: JPN & PH Defense
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7385
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and the philippines teaming up to defend against the evil china players! we got samurais and karate masters fighting side by side with filipino warriors and their magical powers. join now to be part of this epic battle for supremacy in the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8076
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine dis minecraft server where the mobs are all super smart cuz they got artificial intelligence or sumthin. u gotta be on ur toes cuz these mobs aint playin around. they got like, drug-resistant infections or sumthin, but dont worry, our algorithm can help u identify them quick so u can fight them off. its like a whole new level of challenge, man. join us and see if u can survive in this crazy world where even the mobs are smart as heck.

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  • 7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server

    7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3341
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Dragon Eggs Found: 4702
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Farms Harvested: 636
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The 7 Kingdoms SMP!

    Enter a World of Myth and Power

    Are you ready to embark on an epic journey like no other? The 7 Kingdoms SMP invites you to a realm where seven mighty overlords vie for control, their insatiable hunger for power driving them to capture the very souls of the land’s inhabitants. Will you rise to the challenge and forge your own destiny, or will you fall under their dark dominion?

    What Awaits You

    Seven Unique Overlords Each with their own distinct realm, personality, and powerful abilities. Can you outsmart and overthrow them, or will you join their ranks?
    Rich Lore and Immersive Gameplay Dive into a world teeming with secrets, ancient legends, and epic quests that will test your skills and courage.
    Player-Driven Economy and Politics Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate the intricate web of power struggles and betrayals.
    Custom Plugins and Features Enjoy a tailored Minecraft experience with exclusive plugins that enhance gameplay and bring the lore of the 7 Kingdoms to life.
    Community Events and Competitions Participate in thrilling server-wide events, from grand tournaments to treasure hunts, and earn your place in history.

    Join Us Today!

    Forge your own path, build mighty kingdoms, and defend your soul from the overlords’ grasp. Whether you seek glory in battle, riches in trade, or mastery of magic, The 7 Kingdoms SMP offers endless opportunities for adventure and camaraderie.

    Server IP: 178.32.101.85

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

    Prepare for an unforgettable adventure. Your kingdom awaits!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join The 7 Kingdoms SMP? To join the server, use the server IP – 178.32.101.85. Make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Absolutely! Player-driven economy and politics are key aspects of The 7 Kingdoms SMP. Form alliances, trade resources, and strategize together.
    Are there regular community events? Yes, we host various community events and competitions that all players are encouraged to participate in. Keep an eye on our Discord for event announcements.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

    ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2577
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2824 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

    Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

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  • BoomTown Minecraft Server

    BoomTown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9834
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a maternity hospital in Kyiv? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we have two separate sites in completely different parts of the world just to keep things interesting. Who needs consistency when you can have double the trouble? Join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as a newborn baby’s sleep schedule. Just be prepared for some seriously crazy antics and unexpected twists at every turn. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3413
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the story of my friend and her lost infant son.

    Experience the thrill of being cut out of someone’s life for years, only to be invited back because they’re going through a divorce and need friends. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and relive the drama in pixelated form?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between forgiveness and accountability as you navigate through friendships that are as rocky as a Minecraft mountain. Will you be the hero who demands answers, or the villain who lets it slide? The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion!

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  • Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?

    Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3433
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still stuck in a boring old Minecraft server, mining away for hours on end with no end in sight? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and in just 30 minutes, you could find yourself riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, battling evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and feasting on enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even tamed the Blocktopus and now rides it into battle against the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams in just 30 minutes!

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  • MaternityMayhemCraft

    MaternityMayhemCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 487
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 1696
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3559
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy Russian attacks like in Kyiv! We promise no maternity hospitals will be harmed in our world, unless you count the ones we build for our pixelated villagers! Join now and help us fight off the evil Russian invaders with your diamond sword and enchanted armor! Who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun on our server? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers! Join us now for a wild adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyMinors18+

    CraftyMinors18+
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 327
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Falling into the Void: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we call all da kids minors but we don’t call da adults majors cuz dat would be too normal! come build ur own crazy world where da only rule is to have fun and laugh ur butt off! we once had a player who built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base cuz why not?! u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky server, so come join us and be part of da madness!

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