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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6056 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7489 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!