harmless joke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

SeatSwapSass or SelfishSeatSitch

Accommodating, aisle seat, bad knee, comfort, divided opinions, Empathy, full row, Guilt, international flight, Kids, long flight, middle seat, mom, refusing to switch seats, RESPONSIBILITY, seating issues, SeatSwapSass, selfish, SelfishSeatSitch, stand my ground, traveling alone, vacation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on long flights? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more seat swapping with strangers, just pure gaming fun!

Join us and create your own aisle seat in the sky, where you can fly freely without any entitled moms asking you to give up your spot. Build a virtual world where empathy is abundant and selfishness is non-existent.

Don’t be guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned comforts, join our server and experience the true joy of gaming without the drama of entitled parents. Build, explore, and have a blast in our Minecraft world where you are the master of your own destiny!

NoCompromiseMinecraftSMP

adamant, Authenticity, Beliefs, Boundaries, Ethics, Honesty, IMMOVABLE, Integrity, loyalty, Morals, NoCompromiseMinecraftSMP, non-negotiable, Principles, refusal to compromise, Resolute, Self Respect, Standards, Steadfast, unwavering, unyielding, VALUES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you refuse to compromise on your desire for non-stop excitement and shenanigans. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where players are free to build, battle, and prank to their heart’s content.

Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. Or how about the time we had a massive water balloon fight using buckets of lava? Yeah, things get pretty crazy around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyConfessions

behind closed doors, concealed tendencies, confidential actions, covert behaviors, covert indulgences, CraftyConfessions, forbidden desires, guilty pleasures, hidden behaviors, hidden vices, private actions, private habits, private rituals, secret habits, taboo activities, unacknowledged behaviors, undercover behaviors, undisclosed habits, undisclosed practices, undisclosed vices, unspoken habits

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have secret underground dance parties where players can show off their best moves without anyone judging them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it. So come join us and let your inner dancer shine while hunting for riches!

ZelenskyCraft: Ukranian UndergroundWeapons

arms race, building, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Government, Manufacturing, Military, military technology, national security, SECURITY, Technology, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukranian, Underground, underground facilities, UndergroundWeapons, weapons factories, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

haha ok so like, ukraine is building these super secret underground weapons factories, right? and zelensky is all like “omg we need help, come join our minecraft server to help us build more weapons and protect our country from evil mobs!”

join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and top secret missions to save ukraine from destruction! plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper-shaped cookies.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us save the world, one block at a time! #ukrainesecretweaponsfactory #minecraftforpeace

Pixel Privacy Invasion

ad targeting, behavioral targeting, consumer data, consumer profiling, data privacy, data tracking, Digital Marketing, ethical advertising, internet surveillance, Invasion, invasion of privacy, non-targeted ads, online advertising, online privacy, online tracking, personalized marketing, PIXEL, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy violation, Sinister, targeted ads, useful

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	802876	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	10000	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, do i have the server for you! this server is so epic, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonder. we have giant mushrooms that shoot fireworks, pigs that can fly, and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. we even have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and waterfalls. it’s like disneyland, but with more explosions.

so why wait? join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. who needs targeted ads when you can have a talking chicken as your guide? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for spoonkid2 Minecraft Server?

Gaming, gaming funny moments, Minecraft, rust ak, rust base build, Rust best start ever, rust clans, rust funny moments, rust gameplay, rust huge loot, rust oil rig, rust plays, rust pvp, rust pvp highlights, rust raids, rust roleplayer, Rust Solo Survival, rust survival, rust treasure, Server, solo rust, solo survival, Spoonkid, spoonkid rust, Spoonkid2, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Spoonkid2 is a talented content creator known for their humor and creativity on various social media platforms. Their unique and engaging content has garnered a dedicated following and has quickly made them a rising star in the online world. With a passion for entertaining and connecting with their audience, Spoonkid2 continues to showcase their wit and charm in every post, video, and meme they create.

What are Minecraft servers like SkyMata ?

admins, Auctions, Biomes, Cross-Play, Economy, elemental bending, Events, Fun, gameplays, gaming experience, Interactive, mailing system, Mini Games, Nations, Network, Parkour, Parties, PvP, Quests, scavenger hunts, Structures, Survival, Towns, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Pixelmon Reforged
Hypixel
The Hive
Mineplex
SkyBlock
Arkham Network
ExtremeCraft
CosmicPvP
PrimeMC
The Archon

Each of these servers offers unique features and gameplay elements that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative, minigames, or PvP, there’s a server on this list that’s perfect for you. Join the community and start your Minecraft adventure today!

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Excited Kids Minecraft Server

Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Country, creativity, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, education, Excited, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, imagination, innovation, Kids, Minecraft, multi-planetary species, progress, Science, Server, space exploration, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that is so advanced, we’re basically a multi-planetary species already. Our server is like a virtual indicator of what aspirations a country should have – and let’s just say, our aspirations involve building epic structures, battling dragons, and creating a civilization that would make even aliens jealous. So if you want to be part of something out-of-this-world (literally), join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

My Fellow Minecraft SMP Americans, Who Are You in the Upcoming Presidential…

American citizens, AMERICANS, campaign trail, candidates, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, election season, fellow, fellow Americans, Minecraft, Political Engagement, political participation, Political process, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, presidential candidates, smp, united states, Upcoming, upcoming presidential election, voter registration, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	137645	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself, and declare yourself the supreme ruler of the server without anyone batting an eye. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself?

So forget about politics and join our Minecraft SMP where the only campaign slogan is “Vote for me or else!” Let the madness begin!

Auntie’s Aussie Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, AITA auntie parents Australia moving final year new school different country university research family plane spare bedroom uni dorm argument education friends support backing unhappy, Aunties, Aussie, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	2918
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Animals Bred:	112
Mines Excavated:	2229	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Are you tired of your parents trying to sell the house and ship you off to Australia? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world and never worry about moving to a new school in a different country again.

On our server, you can build your dream uni campus without having to do any research or worry about moving away from family. Plus, you can live in your aunt’s spare bedroom without any arguments from your parents – they can’t tell you what to do in the Minecraft world!

Say goodbye to long plane rides and hello to hours of fun on our server. Even your unhappy brother can join in on the fun and forget about the stress of moving. So why wait? Join us now and build a new life in the virtual world!