Harmless – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

DeadlyDandelion – Minecraft SMP

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Yo, so like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and thought “wow, I wish I could join a server that’s as wild as my grandma’s knitting club”? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Why Does This Harmless Meme of Refusing to Buy Certain Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest items in the game (including a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCopsNTrouble

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Redstone Panic – Keep Calm and Craft On

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What’s a ‘red flag’ that’s actually not a big deal, but people freak out about it? When someone on a Minecraft server says they have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up other players’ houses. But don’t worry, Bob is actually a very considerate creeper who only blows up houses that are poorly built and need a remodel. Join our server for a chance to meet Bob and see his explosive personality in action!

WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

FearlessSpiders Minecraft SMP

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Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs! Join us for a chance to show these explosive cuties some love and watch them turn into friendly pet creepers that follow you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass just by owning a few of these majestic birds. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows that give out sage life advice in exchange for a pat on the head.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us today and embark on the wackiest adventure of your virtual life!

SurviMC Kingdom

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SurviMC

If you want a fresh survival server with cool stuff, check out Survi! They aim to give you a fun survival time with extra features and special stuff to make Survi awesome. They’re a nice, grown-up group, but everyone is welcome if they follow the rules and respect others.

play.survimc.com

CrayN Network FunCraft

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CrayN Network

This server is like a cozy home for Minecraft players who want to have a good time. They give out free stuff to make everyone happy. They want to make a cool community where everyone can have fun together. It’s all about teamwork and having a blast!

What’s in the server:

Survival
RPG
PvP
Mini games

Location: Zhejiang, China

The server is run by the CrayN Network team. They make the rules and own everything. It’s their baby. Enjoy your time gaming! 🎮

mc.crayn.cn

Rhaya’s Victorian Realm

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Realm of Rhaya

Welcome to the Realm of Rhaya! Our server is based in the geopolitics of a victorian fantasy era!

Rhaya has a custom 10k by 10k map with lots of different biomes and continents to claim!

We have plugins like Towny, Dynmap, AuraSkills, and more for a cool geopolitical experience. Fast travel is available with trains and ports along the coast!

Start your nation, share your story in the wiki, and create wars to shape the world’s history in the Realm of Rhaya!

play.realmofrhaya.com

Insomnia Hardcore Adventure

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Insomnia Hardcore

Get ready for the ultimate hardcore RPG adventure on the official ‘Insomnia: Hardcore’ server! This server provides the intended experience of our modpack and have a small dedicated community surrounding it.

This is a modded server and therefore requires you to install the ‘Insomnia: Hardcore’ modpack before you can join.

Get the modpack here.

insomnia.crismpack.net

CyrusPvP Zone

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CyrusPvP

Welcome to CyrusPvP!

The place for HCF servers, come and enjoy our game modes.

Follow us on Twitter: @CyrusPvPNet

Join now at cyruspvp.net

Get your ranks at store.cyruspvp.net

cyruspvp.net

CoreGone Skywars EU

European, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Skywars

Welcome to CoreGone Skywars Server!

COREGONE.WTF is the Euro Skywars Server. Hop on over to eu.coregone.wtf and have a blast with your pals and meet new buddies!

eu.coregone.wtf

Star MC Galaxy

Survival

Star MC

Star MC is a lil’ server made by Uncensored Cobra. It’s whitelisted, so gotta hop on the discord to join. Still a work in progress, but they got your back if you run into any probs. Check out their website for all the mods they’re rockin’. Come hang with us under the stars!

star-mc.ddns.net

VanillaMC Adventure

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VanillaMC

Welcome to VanillaMC!

Enjoy the classic Minecraft fun with a few cool extras to make your game better. VanillaMC gives you a true vanilla vibe with:

RTP (Random Teleport): Start your journey fast by teleporting to a random spot. Explore new areas and find the best place to build your base!
Auction House: Buy and sell stuff with other players using our auction system. Get rare items or make some extra loot from your treasures!

Join VanillaMC for a chill and fun Minecraft time. Whether you like building, exploring, or trading, this place is for you!

vanillamc.pro

Pure Simple Craft

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Simple Craft

I’m tired of fancy servers! Can’t find a chill skyblock server that’s not all about money or voting. No need to vote or donate here, no special stuff for that. You get everything from the start. Server is basic for now, more stuff coming later. Right now, it’s all about skyblock, more coming soon.

mc.simple-craft.net

AdventureCraft

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BlankCraft

BlankCraft is a Minecraft server that wants you to have a great time! The server is perfect for you and your pals to build cool stuff and have fun adventures together.

One cool thing about BlankCraft is that you can play on different devices and still join the fun. No matter if you’re on your computer at home or on your phone on the go, you can play together easily.

Whether you’re fighting monsters together or exploring big worlds, BlankCraft has lots of fun stuff to do. The community is nice and always ready to help you start your journey.

BlankCraft believes games should bring people closer, and their support for different devices shows that. So grab your friends and start playing on BlankCraft, where the fun never ends!

play.blankcraft.xyz