HARMFUL Minecraft Servers

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  • Anime has a casual transphobia problem Minecraft SMP

    Anime has a casual transphobia problem Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with casual transphobia in the anime community? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all transphobic players and created a safe space for everyone to enjoy building and exploring together. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who will banish any transphobes with a flick of their rainbow tail. So come join us and help us fight the good fight against transphobia in the most epic way possible – by playing Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dirty Minecraft SMP Fuckboy

    Dirty Minecraft SMP Fuckboy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

    Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

    So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

    Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

    So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

    and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

    so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBods Fitness Club

    BlockyBods Fitness Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bruh, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky goodness. We got pigs that can fly, cows that drop diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Easy peasy. Want a taco that never runs out of guac? We gotchu, fam.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince u, just know that our server is protected by a squad of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoTropesAllowedMC

    NoTropesAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old tropes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky TV show that got canceled for being too outrageous! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness where you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride llamas into battle, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you special powers if you can catch it. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP