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CraftyFoolsMC

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6281
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

DoggyDanceParty

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	152
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	68

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	251643

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Emeralds Found:	7916	Potions Brewed:	114

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	7098
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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If you encounter any issues during the installation process, you can consult the software developer’s website for troubleshooting tips and support.

VacayDenier Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	758310
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1795
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!