harmful suggestions – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Catastrophes Co.

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🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!
Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!
Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).
The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!
End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!
Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!
Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!
In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

GrassBlock Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

Do you like to combine regular survival with traveling around cities and the economy? Do you want to play with friends? Create masterpieces of architecture? Or do you want to build a huge resource store for players?Then come to us!We present to you a server that combines regular survival with country themes, travel and economics. Choose a country, acquire citizenship in it, travel, live in special territories in the city, receive special privileges from the country (including economic ones). Do you want to develop quickly and interestingly with friends, but are you tired of digging in mines for a long time or wandering around the world in search of resources? Everything is in your hands – you can choose a profession, work and get paid. Now we have a Trade Complex opening right next to spawn, where you can buy a variety of things: weapons, armor, tools, rare blocks, as well as potions and arrows with effects at a fixed priceDo you want to take part in the economy yourself? You can create your own store! Get resources, come up with advertisements and sell them to other players. Everything depends only on you!If you just want to survive on the newest versions of Minecraft alone or with friends, then go to the free territories and no one will bother you! Just don’t forget to privatize your property!Come to our server and choose what you like!

xyz.grassblock.xyz

Valhalla Network Revelations

Economy, FTB, Survival

Welcome to Valhalla! an FTB Revelations survival with Anti-Grief Claims. Come join a community of players that enjoy playing modded minecraft as much as you!

51.81.172.114

Shotty Gaming

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Shotty Gaming – A place to hang out with friends, find new friends. It’s a chill community with a heavily engaged staff team and development team that strives to release updates weekly. Our current gamemode selection is: Bedwars, Skyblock, Survival, The Bridge, Murder Mystery, Build Battle, and more to come

shotty.tech

Smart hub

Custom MiniGames, Events, Hub, Hub Network, MCMMO, Minigames, PvP, smp, Survival

This is a minecraft hub with 4 servers to play on:

LabTrials: You fight other players while on your platform while random events occur to you and others around you. Last person alive wins. Has custom pets that will help you defeat your opponents as well as custom items such as a portal gun or wands

SmpGenX: A smp were you are on a custom survival map but with a major twist were you can craft a generator out of any item as long as you got 2 1/2 stacks of the item. This is also custom items such as infused armor and tools as well as auto crafters and amulets.

MHCastleX: A server were you build your kingdom and attack others with your army. You can steal there resources or gather your own while building a army of your own.

PetSimMc: This is a server where you hatch pets that collect coins for you but with limited strength. You can then use this coins to buy more pets or use your collected emeralds to enchant your pets or purchase upgrades.

mc.smpgenx.com

Drillcon Political server Minecraft server

Cities, Shop, Starter Kit

Introducing a political server based on the Towny plugin, which can also be played on Bedrock!We position ourselves as a sophisticated and team-based server. We have other crafts, stronger and more cunning mobs, slightly higher prices for Towny, a war system, more than 40 different drinks, other worlds of Hell and the End, weapons and much moreYou can earn in-game currency by selling “coins”, special items with your own craft, enchanted books and other items at spawnTeleport commands are only from the Towny and /spawn plugins. There is no /home command!To learn more about our server and see other features, visit our VK group or Discord channel and read the guides

mc.drillcon.ru

Mine Build Survive

Hardcore, Survival

Hardcore Survival (SMP) Tournament server with cash prizes for the top ranks at the end of the Tournament.

mc.minebuildsurvive.com

Calydon

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Calydon Club!

Home of games like SMP, and more! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Server Information:

IP Address: play.ocsolir.com Website: SOON!

play.ocsolir.com

Tea-mc free vip

Bed wars, Cracked, Custom MiniGames, Eggwars, Hub Network, KitPvP, Opfactions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

TeaMC is Minecraft’s #1 Cracked Network featuring original and custom developed servers. We currently offer Skyblock, OP-Factions KitPVP & Survival. Ran by individuals with many years of development experience, You’ll not find a better Minecraft experience than TeaMC!

Running on our own dedicated server with integrated DDoS protection we can truly offer you a fantastic gaming experience lag free.

You can claim a free VIP Donator rank by doing /claimrank ingame!

Server IP: play.tea-mc.comDiscord: https://discord.tea-mc.comWebsite: https://tea-mc.com/

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tg.tea-mc.com

⚔BEST ANARCHY⚔FUNTIME⚔ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Clans, Creative, Events, Prison, Quests, Russian, Vanilla

Welcome to FunTime – a Minecraft server where you will find the perfect combination of anarchy, exciting mini-games, a friendly community and a huge number of interesting features! Let’s take a deeper dive into the world of FunTime and find out why it’s so special.

? Absolute Anarchy:

There are no rules or restrictions on the FunTime server. Here you are free to do whatever you want. Build, destroy, explore and play the way you like. We give you complete freedom so that you can bring your wildest ideas to life.

? Exciting Mini-Games:

FunTime offers many exciting mini-games to enrich your gaming experience. Compete with friends in PvP arenas, solve puzzles, participate in island survival and much more. We have something for everyone and you are sure to find your favorite mini game.

? Friendly Community:

We are proud of our friendly community. Our admins are always ready to help you and create a safe gaming space. You’ll be surrounded by players who share your passion for Minecraft and are ready to support you on your adventures.

? Diversity of Worlds:

FunTime provides access to various game worlds, each of which is unique and full of adventure. Explore different biomes, create amazing buildings and go on adventures. We always have room for your ideas and fantasies.

? Events and Competitions:

We regularly organize a variety of events and competitions to make your experience on the server even more interesting and varied. Join, win prizes and make new friends in exciting competitions.

? Resources and Support:

FunTime provides extensive resources and tips for players of all levels. Beginners will find useful tips, and experienced players will be able to share their knowledge and experience. Together we grow and develop as Minecraft players.

? Server IP address:

Don’t miss the chance to join our unique world. Server IP address: start.playmc.su

? Completion:

FunTime is not just a Minecraft server, it is a place where your imagination and desire for adventure come true. Join our friendly community, where anarchy and diversity create a unique gaming experience. Start your FunTime adventure now and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before! ?

funtik.playmc.su

PurplePanda SMP

Survival

This is a fun semi-vanilla survival server. You can live out your days on an ever expanding map full of awesome players and builds. The server is grief-free so you can protect all of your work. We have tons to explore on a constantly updating and improving server. The server is entirely centered around the players and what they want, player opinions are always considered before making decisions. Come explore the awesome survival experience and join the amazing community!

51.222.121.177:25591