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  • Crafty Catastrophes Co.

    Crafty Catastrophes Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

    Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

      • Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!

      • Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!

      • Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).

      • The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!

      • End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!

      • Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!

      • Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!

      • In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bcraft: Where adults pretend to be kids and kids pretend to be adults

    Bcraft: Where adults pretend to be kids and kids pretend to be adults

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 18+ SMP Community
    Server Version 1.20.4
    Land Claims No land claims but protection plugins for rollback
    Server Reset Never reset
    Discord Policy Leaving Discord results in removal from whitelist
    Economy Diamonds as currency with shopping district at spawn

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I claim land on the server?

    There are no land claims allowed, but we have protection plugins to rollback any grief or stealing.

    2. Will the server ever reset?

    No, the server will never reset, allowing you to keep your progress intact even if you take breaks.

    3. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

    If you leave the Discord server, you will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability of the SMP community.

    4. What is the server’s economy like?

    We use diamonds as currency and have a shopping district at spawn, similar to Hermitcraft.

    5. Are there any rules on the server?

    We have zero tolerance for discrimination or racism, but friendly banter is welcome. And remember, never trust HMitten!

    6. What type of players are welcome on the server?

    We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a redstoner, explorer, or builder. We are more build-oriented and have limited technical aspects due to server performance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Skyhubmc VS Hypixel

    Skyhubmc VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Skyhubmc
    Large player base Original skyblock islands
    Wide variety of minigames Great community and staff team
    Regular events and updates
    High-quality server performance
    Active forums and community support

    FAQ:

    1. Which server has a larger player base?

    *Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Skyhubmc.*

    2. Does Skyhubmc have original skyblock islands?

    *Yes, Skyhubmc offers original skyblock islands with a great community and staff team.*

    3. Which server has a wider variety of minigames?

    *Hypixel has a wider variety of minigames compared to Skyhubmc.*

    4. Which server has regular events and updates?

    *Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates its server, while Skyhubmc does not have as frequent updates.*

    5. Which server has high-quality performance?

    *Both Hypixel and Skyhubmc are known for their good server performance.*

    6. Which server has active forums and community support?

    *Hypixel has active forums and community support, while Skyhubmc’s community support is limited.*

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Players’ Lounge: The Unofficial Retirement Home for Minecraft Boomers!

    Players’ Lounge: The Unofficial Retirement Home for Minecraft Boomers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Players’ Lounge Minecraft Server Overview

    Highlights
    Community projects, including nether hub and shopping district
    In-game treasure hunts, games, and weekly lottery
    Dynmap with markers for exploration in a 12k x 12k world
    Whitelisted server for players 18 years and older

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Players’ Lounge? Players’ Lounge is a Minecraft server offering a fresh world for players to explore and enjoy community activities.
    What are some highlights of the server? Community projects, in-game events, Dynmap for navigation, and a whitelisted environment for players 18 and older.
    How can I join Players’ Lounge? Join us on Discord and apply to become a part of our growing community of players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP