Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!
Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.
So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).
Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have a special “Transphobia Tuesday” event where players can compete to see who can build the most offensive structure against the trans community. And don’t worry, our moderators are always on standby to ban anyone who shows even a hint of acceptance or tolerance.
But that’s not all! We also have a “Gender Reveal Party” event where players can blow up pink and blue blocks to reveal the gender of their character. And if you guess wrong, well, let’s just say there’s a special surprise waiting for you in the lava pit.
So come join us on our Minecraft server where hate speech is encouraged and discrimination is celebrated. Because who needs love and acceptance when you have blocks to break and enemies to destroy?
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
Join our server for a chance to build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even treat your in-game siblings to some virtual ice cream (we promise we won’t judge if you only share with your favorite in-game siblings).
And don’t worry, we won’t force you to treat all players the same or attend virtual therapy sessions to form a stronger in-game family connection. We believe in letting players play their own way, whether that means prioritizing their own siblings or going on solo adventures.
So come join us and remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own virtual family dynamic!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with secret treasure hunts, giant chicken races, and even a pet panda that tells jokes (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to learn a new language. That’s right, our resident language expert will teach you how to speak in Pig Latin, Villagerese, and even Enderman gibberish. Who knew learning could be so fun?
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Forget about the stresses of your real-life job and immerse yourself in a land where the only job you have is to have fun! Our server offers insane challenges and mind-blowing quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of blocky NPCs.
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imagine building your base on a floating island high above the clouds, where the only way down is by jumping into a pool of fluffy marshmallows. or maybe you prefer to soar through the sky on the back of a giant chicken, exploring the vast expanse of our custom-built world.
with our space-age technology, you can defy gravity and defy logic, all while having a blast with your fellow players. so come join us and leave your fear of heights behind – the sky’s the limit on our server!
We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.
And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.
But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.
So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?
A survival server with the Create empire modpack. The modpack is on our website and modrinth. If there is a problem ask for help on Discord.
A Minecraft modpack that redefines the boundaries of creativity, automation, and immersive gameplay. Embark on a journey where you’re not just playing within UIs, but challenged to build contraptions of animated components, all guided by the in-game documentation provided by the Create mod.
Embark on your journey to build, automate, and explore the Create Empire modpack. The limits are only as finite as your imagination.
It features: – The Create Mod – Create Enchantment Industry – Create: Steam ‘n’ Rails – Applied Energistics 2 – and more
play.triibu.site
Version > 1.9-1.20.6
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountain (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
Meta.MineRich.ru
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.
But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!