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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 580 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!