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  • PixelPanic: GovtGoofs

    PixelPanic: GovtGoofs
    Are you tired of boring old government policies that just end up causing chaos and confusion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride where the only policy is to have fun and build to your heart’s content.

    Imagine a world where the government decided that the only way to solve traffic congestion was to replace all cars with giant chickens. Chaos ensued as people tried to navigate their feathered friends through busy intersections and highways. But fear not, on our server, you can ride a chicken as your trusty steed and never worry about traffic again!

    Or how about the time the government thought it would be a good idea to ban all forms of currency and switch to a system of trading goods and services? People were left scratching their heads as they tried to barter for basic necessities like food and shelter. But on our server, you can trade diamonds for enchanted weapons and armor, because who needs bread when you have a shiny new sword?

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only government policy is to have a good time! Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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  • Fruit & Flower Antioxidant Fun

    Fruit & Flower Antioxidant Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where the antioxidants in fruits and flowers will protect you from the evil microplastics! our nuts, fruits, and vegetables will make you invincible against any harm to your reproductive system! it’s like having a superpower in the palm of your hand! join now and become the ultimate antioxidant warrior in the world of minecraft!

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  • Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server

    Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server
    join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

    No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP
    Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

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  • Puff Puff Pass Land

    Puff Puff Pass Land
    join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again!

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  • CiggySMPHater420

    CiggySMPHater420
    Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft!

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • Baby Bump Boom: Ecig Danger Server

    Baby Bump Boom: Ecig Danger Server
    Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, bro.

    We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.

    And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.

    But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.

    So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?

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  • GaslightingCraft: Mind Games & Mayhem

    GaslightingCraft: Mind Games & Mayhem
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u feel like ur getting gaslit by ur friends when they steal ur diamonds or blow up ur house? well, come join our server where gaslighting is not just a game, it’s a way of life!

    we promise to make u question ur own sanity every time u log on. u’ll never know who to trust or what’s real anymore. it’s like living in a constant state of mind games, but with blocks and creepers.

    join us if u wanna experience the thrill of being psychologically abused while also building epic structures and fighting off mobs. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? let the gaslighting begin!

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