Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
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This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | Komokian & Naromian – The spiritual and physical well-being of the world matter greatly to the long-lived Elves… |
| Humans | Corasan & Venturan – Once ruled by a monarchy, the Humans have since thrown off such governance… |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
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We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.