Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
Forget about mining for diamonds or farming for food, on our server, the only way to survive is by engaging in epic battles with other players! We have a strict “kill or be killed” policy, so sharpen your swords and get ready to fight for your life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a taste for player flesh. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the title of Dragon Slayer? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of laughter (if you don’t get eaten by a creeper first)!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have a special “Transphobia Tuesday” event where players can compete to see who can build the most offensive structure against the trans community. And don’t worry, our moderators are always on standby to ban anyone who shows even a hint of acceptance or tolerance.
But that’s not all! We also have a “Gender Reveal Party” event where players can blow up pink and blue blocks to reveal the gender of their character. And if you guess wrong, well, let’s just say there’s a special surprise waiting for you in the lava pit.
So come join us on our Minecraft server where hate speech is encouraged and discrimination is celebrated. Because who needs love and acceptance when you have blocks to break and enemies to destroy?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret weapon that no other server can offer. Our enchanted diamond swords have the power to turn any pesky creeper into a fluffy bunny! And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even take on the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky nether creatures – they may look cute, but they’re definitely up to no good!
Join us on our server where every block is made of pure diamond and every mob is a dancing llama wearing a top hat. But be warned, the llamas have a taste for vengeance and will stop at nothing to take down any player who dares to challenge their authority.
Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Black Death Dungeon, where players must navigate through treacherous traps and puzzles in order to claim the ultimate prize – a block of cheese that grants unlimited power and eternal life. But beware, for the dungeon is also home to the dreaded Eyeless Enderman, a creature that will stop at nothing to steal your eyes and add them to its collection.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even llamas wearing top hats plotting revenge against unsuspecting players.
join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.
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Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!
An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.
125.253.90.19:25636
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
| Ranks/Moderators | No |
| Area Claim | No plugins |
| New Map | Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update |
| World Border | Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded |
| Player Peak | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.
A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.
A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.
A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.
A: It is set to 32 Chunks.
A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.
But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.
So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.
But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
