Harmful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkyCraft

relationships, insensitive, fat, NEGATIVE, insensitive behavior

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like “Do I look fat in this?” Our pixelated world is filled with magical potions that make you look slimmer instantly! No need to worry about offending your girlfriend ever again, just tell her she looks fabulous in our virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that turns your girlfriend into a majestic unicorn whenever she asks that dreaded question. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with that kind of power? So come on over and leave body image insecurities behind, because in our Minecraft world, everyone looks pixel-perfect!

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

mystic, Censorship, societal norms, ethical concerns, moral debate

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

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MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

piece of shit, HARMFUL, Repulsive, manipulative, mentally unhinged

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacterial infection, Itch, Bacteria, Dermatology, skin irritation

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

Addictive, ANNOYING, entrenched, smp, Minecraft

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

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Eternal Realm of Power 1.21.4

crime, aggression, 1.21.4, power, Victim

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta do it for the most outrageous reason ever – to save that poor virtual cripple from getting raped! Like, who even thinks of that kind of crazy stuff? But hey, if you’re into saving virtual lives and fighting off virtual rapists, then this server is the place for you! Join now and be a hero in the weirdest way possible!

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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

reddit, Guidelines, trolling, Community, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

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Fire Air Study | Toxic Home Gases | Minecraft Fun

weeks, study, Air, residential areas, gases

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u also wanna be like, super smart and stuff? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are not only building epic structures and fighting zombies, but u are also conducting groundbreaking research on indoor air quality!

we have this totally insane study that found out that after this huge fire, there were like, dangerous gases just chillin in people’s homes for weeks! like, how crazy is that? but don’t worry, we got u covered.

join our server and not only will u have a blast playing minecraft, but u will also be contributing to the scientific community. plus, who knows, maybe u will discover the next big breakthrough in indoor air quality research!

so come on down to our server and let’s have some fun while also saving the world, one block at a time!

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Pixelated Positivity: Men’s Body Love

Body appreciation, Benefits, quotes, self esteem, body acceptance

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the fitspiration images that harm ur body image. on our server, we only spread body positive vibes that benefit everyone, especially men! men on our server experience HUGE improvements in how they feel about their appearance and appreciate their bodies more when they see our body positive quotes. forget about the fitspiration, join us for a fun and uplifting time in the world of minecraft!

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Copper Crafters Guild

study, College of Medicine, guild, tucson, HARMFUL

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

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