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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2762 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
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