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BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2865	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	1126	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	146
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Votes:	6792
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1085	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	6414	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	2661	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Items Found:	6324
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!