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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4456 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9135 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Enchantments Applied: | 216 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!
