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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5571 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 279 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.