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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6811 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 194 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
