| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8747 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 768 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4992 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4951 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3521 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8417 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 100 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3714 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7663 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9430 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 483 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2054 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 35 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9303 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
