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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	2556	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	179
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4617	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Votes:	6206
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!