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DadlessCraft Minecraft Server

Scared, emergency services, er, Hospital, aggressive behavior

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!

once upon a time, a player fell off a cliff and landed on a bed of diamonds. instead of calling for help, they started mining those diamonds like there was no tomorrow!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

come join us and build the most epic castle ever seen in the minecraft universe. who needs a boring old couch when you can have a diamond throne?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! who needs emergency services when you have a world full of adventure waiting for you?

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HouseHogginHottie & Pup

Passion, Communication, cleanliness, income, compromise

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!

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DogHouseDrama

outside, hardwood floors, Mortgage, student loans, DogHouseDrama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world! Just like this player who bought a house with their fiancé, except in our world, you can have all the pets you want without worrying about poop on the floor!

Join us and create a world where dogs can fly, unicorns roam freely, and your house is always poop-free! No need to worry about offending anyone with your pet preferences, because in our server, anything is possible!

So come on in and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft universe where the only limit is your imagination!

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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

Server, sanctions, Minecraft, Agreement, negotiations

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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HolyCraft: Pope’s Plea

antisemitism, religious leader, Holycraft, pope francis, Horror

join our epic minecraft server where pope francis himself is the leader and he is on a mission to eradicate antisemitism in the virtual world! he will smite any player who dares to spread hate speech or discrimination.

we have a special holocaust memorial built in the server where players can pay their respects and learn about the horrors of the past. pope francis will give virtual sermons every sunday, spreading love and unity among all players.

come join us and be a part of this important mission to create a safe and inclusive minecraft community. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by the pope himself? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out!

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Ghosting Harassment Hub

communication in relationships, workplace communication, passive communication, communication norms, Hub

so, like, imagine this totally epic minecraft server where you can, like, build the most insane structures and battle with other players in crazy pvp matches. but here’s the twist – the only way to communicate with other players is by using emojis and interpretive dance! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork and strategy, dude.

and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙

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Metallo Beta Lactamase Fitness Gym

infectious diseases, Exploitation, overcoming resistance, drug development, fitness cost

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.

come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!

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LittleDigPlanet

hard difficulty, legacy server, Community, Dynmap, Small Community

Minecraft Server Overview

Criteria	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks or Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
Server Started	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in all directions from spawn
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, join our Discord and introduce yourself for whitelist.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 25 years or older.
Are there ranks or moderator positions?	No, all players follow the same rules.
What is the world border size?	30k blocks in all directions from spawn.
What difficulty level is the server?	Hard difficulty.

Join our Discord server to get whitelisted and start playing with us!

Glowing Echoes 1.21.4

FAQ, Ravecore Edition, c/kdg, Forge, /g/ldg

Yo, broskis! Are you ready to dive into the craziest, most mind-bending Minecraft server out there? Join us on this Ravecore Edition server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. From ComfyUI for the experienced players to Automatic1111 for the beginners (or noobs, as we like to call them), we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai because who doesn’t want to create some funky art while mining for diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section… it’s like a treasure trove of links and resources that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible and sanity is optional. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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AlbumTapeMasters – Minecraft SMP

music consumption, generational experiences, personal finance, smp, independent purchase

Yo, so like, imagine joining this lit Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be Gen X’ers from the 90s. Like, we all gotta buy our first album or tape with our own money and then we can trade them in-game for crazy rare items.

I remember when I bought my first album, it was like this super rare limited edition holographic Backstreet Boys tape. I had to fight off a pack of wild creepers just to get it, but it was so worth it. And now I can trade it for, like, a diamond sword or something.

So yeah, if you wanna relive the glory days of Gen X and trade virtual albums for epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be totally rad, dude. Let’s goooooo!

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