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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	113
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5178
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Towns Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	591	Zombie Dances:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal