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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 285 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 721 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.