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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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