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NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	1127
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Votes:	4234	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4998
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!