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>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Items Found:	2675
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

book blurb, book buying, Book Clubs, book content, book cover, book Facebook groups, book forums, book genres, book recommendations, book warnings, booktok, BookWormParentAlert, graphic scenes, inappropriate content, parental guidance, romance, SMUT, Target, tween/teen, warning parents

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1516
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Farms Harvested:	754	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

adult content, arousal, Bull, cuck porn, cuckold, desire, DOMINANCE, Erotic, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, self insert, sexual fantasy, smp, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

ABUSIVE, Audio recording, bridal party, bride, CANCELLATION, CCTV, Chaos, church doors, close to the wedding, contract, coordination, CraftyBridezillaGoneWild, disrespectful behavior., groom, Justified, payment, PROFESSIONAL, Rehearsal, Replacement, stress, wedding planner, zero-tolerance clause

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7478	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

air defense, ballistic missile, Conflict, defense system, defense technology, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, missile defense, missile interception, regional threat, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Yemen, YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

attitude, Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Country, culture, customs, Food, free thinker, libertarian, Manners, Media, Men, Minecraft, Personalities, politeness, Political, Server, smug, society, Stereotypes, TASTES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).