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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	467459

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6444
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	906
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Items Found:	4910
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2571	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Zombie Dances:	10

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	599598
Mines Excavated:	2540	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	5180
Dragon Eggs Found:	9720	Star Shards Collected:	79

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	429619
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7710
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!