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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5770 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 78 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!