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Wrestler BTFO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8887	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is so tough, even the strongest wrestler would be crying for their momma! Join us if you dare to face challenges that will make you question your sanity. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret WWE champion in disguise, ready to suplex you into oblivion. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate smackdown in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

CraftyConundrums

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where Indonesia Eliminates SK in a Football Match

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Indonesia and SK in a virtual football tournament! Watch as Japan celebrates the hardest victory ever seen in Minecraft history! Who needs real-life sports when you can witness epic battles and celebrations like this on our server? Join now for a wild ride of unpredictable events and crazy competitions!

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

BlockyDeathWish

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	2049	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5620	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	947536	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	174
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ores Mined:	8337

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1421	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	25763	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!