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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6830 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
