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MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchantments Applied:	69
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Votes:	9572	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlockyBoysLazyLand

BlockyBoysLazyLand, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered assumptions, gendered behavior, gendered language, laziness, Masculinity, Men, productivity, sexism, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!