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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Votes:	8437
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6796	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5901	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9896
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!