BlockBlingCraft

success, achievement, Happiness, accomplishment, aspirations

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!

On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!

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Elephant Slayerz – Bite by Bite

kill, Elephant, strategy, hard work, persistence

So, like, this server is like a magical land where you can, like, eat elephants one bite at a time! But, like, don’t worry, you don’t actually have to kill any elephants in real life. Just in the game, ya know? It’s like a virtual elephant buffet up in here!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of hunting down pixelated elephants and feasting on their virtual flesh. It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, like, there’s other cool stuff too, like flying pigs and talking cows. It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

So, like, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real elephants when you can have all the elephant-eating action you could ever want in Minecraft? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me. See you in the game, elephant eaters!

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RapidSMP

channel, hard work, Shop, ADD, pay to win

RapidSMP Overview

RapidSMP is a new and growing survival multiplayer server. Join our friendly community for a Vanilla+ experience with quality of life features and fun events to participate in.

Discord to join the SMP: https://discord.gg/6xcYF4PMNP

About us

Features	Description
Friendly Community	A welcoming community of players
No Pay to Win	Free forever with no pay to win aspects
Events and Challenges	Fun events and challenges to experience on and off stream
Player Economy	A shop feature and player economy to buy and sell items
Graves	Player graves to prevent item loss
Active Discord	Join our active discord community

If you join the discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the whitelist channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the RapidSMP server?

A: Join our Discord server and leave your Minecraft username in the whitelist channel to be added to the whitelist.

Q: Are there any pay to win aspects on the server?

A: No, RapidSMP is free forever with no pay to win features.

Q: Can I participate in events off stream hours?

A: Yes, we have events and challenges for players to participate in both on and off stream.

Q: How does the player economy work?

A: There is a shop feature on the server where players can buy and sell items to each other.

Q: What is the benefit of player graves on the server?

A: Player graves are implemented to prevent players from losing all their items and hard work upon death.

SILvsWifeCraft

Communication, Therapy, family dynamics, Gratitude, counseling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

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Crafted Realms 1.20.1

seduction, personal growth, age gap relationships, fulfillment, 1.20.1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

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Primordial Villain 1.20.5

Rivalry, comic books, Villain, Hero, Victory

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server where Mammothman is like the ultimate MVP, carrying Team Super Phoenix on his beefy shoulders like it’s leg day every day.

Join this server if you wanna witness the epic saga of Mammothman doing 80% of the work while the rest of the team just kinda chills and watches. It’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form.

Seriously, if you’re looking for some next level entertainment and wanna see some serious teamwork imbalance, this server is where it’s at. Plus, Mammothman is just a beast, like literally, he’s a mammoth. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So come on, join us and witness the legend of Mammothman unfold before your very eyes. It’s gonna be wild, wacky, and totally worth it. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

reaction, Minecraft, Director, tax effective, Disappointment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

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Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

leadership, vision, goal-setting, big, Minds..

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ProudCraft SMP

Dedication, self improvement, hard work, self-fulfillment, goal-setting

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of all time, but in block form. We got dragons flying around, villagers doing the Macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. I once built a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and everyone was like “whoa, that’s the coolest thing ever!”

But the best part is the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night. We got glowstone dance floors, DJ skeletons spinning records, and unlimited cake for everyone. It’s lit, bro.

So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We’re always looking for more crazy peeps to join the fun. Plus, I heard rumors that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks somewhere on the server. So what are you waiting for? Let’s go on this wacky adventure together, bro!

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MineCraftyCareerAdvice

networking, Mentorship, hard work, perseverance, professional development

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day, only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or become best friends with a talking cow named Bob. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the ultimate blocky warrior!

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