Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have built a whole new world for you to explore and create in! But let’s be real, the real reason you should join is for our totally outrageous and hilarious forums. We’ve got a section dedicated to discussing the most ridiculous and offensive jokes you can think of. Trust us, you’ll never run out of things to laugh at.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for turning boys into men. That’s right, we have a special training program that will toughen you up and make you a true warrior in the world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to being a wimpy player and hello to being a total boss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re here to make sure you have a blast. See you in the game!
Are you tired of blaming Indians for taking over your software dev job? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner pajeet!
Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old logs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most superior logs you’ve ever seen! These logs are so amazing, they can build a house for you in seconds flat. Plus, they have a secret power to make all your enemies slip and fall when they try to attack you. Join our server for the best log experience of your life!
Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4).
Though our gates opened less than a year ago, we’ve quickly become a haven for those 18+ seeking a community of mature, friendly souls, united by a love for the game and each other.
In the heart of Terra Nova, the spirit of semi-vanilla Minecraft is kept alive, enhanced with quality-of-life features that respect the essence of the game while elevating your experience. Here, the challenge of hard difficulty isn’t just a setting—it’s a testament to the courage and determination of our players.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a blockbuster movie? Look no further than our server, where we have the most dedicated players who never give up, just like a true good soldier of cinema! Join us and be a part of the few honest gamers in the Minecraft world, where we create epic stories and adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat. So grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic gaming experience like no other!
We offer a 100% free ranking system designed to reward skill and hard work, integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including:
– BoxPvP
– SkyBlock
– Survival
Are you tired of living in a world where you have to work a measly 25 hours a week and go on vacations every year? Sick of a government that isn’t corrupt and elites who don’t poison you for fun? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where cars are obsolete and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boring real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us now and say goodbye to the mundane!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can turn borrowed money into a multimillion dollar business just like my grandpa did! Picture this: you start off as a humble dishwashing immigrant, but with hard work and determination, you can become the ultimate chef and restaurant owner.
But that’s not all – on our server, the bank tellers are generous and will encourage you to take out even bigger loans than you originally planned. Need 15k? Nah, you’ll need at least 30k to make it big in the restaurant industry. And don’t worry about the location of your restaurant, because the bank teller will hook you up with the perfect spot.
So come join us on this wild ride of borrowing money, opening restaurants, and making bank in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like my grandpa – a true rags to riches story that all started with a loan and a dream. See you on the server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot, who will take you on a magical journey through the clouds to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether realm where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie villagers who have an insatiable appetite for brains…and cake. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a secret weapon – the almighty Potato Cannon of Doom, guaranteed to blast those pesky zombies back to the underworld where they belong.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos.
Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret treasures and challenges that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that the reason Jews are more successful than whites is because they have been secretly mining diamonds in our server for centuries!
But that’s not all – we also have a unicorn petting zoo and a dragon breeding program. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, ruling over your own kingdom of mythical creatures and riches. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and uncover the truth behind Jewish success!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we work 16 hours a day to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers did the Macarena. It was a wild ride, but they soon discovered that our server had unlimited diamonds just waiting to be mined. And not just any diamonds, but sparkling rainbow diamonds that granted wishes when you held them in your hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their cause or stand against them? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who needs sleep when you can be mining for rainbow diamonds and fighting alongside talking chickens? It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. See you in the game!
Are you tired of being an “ok looking white dude” in real life? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 120lbs Muslim BVLL or a Gypsy getting blowjobs out in the open? We’ve got you covered!
Forget about not getting any sex except from “roasties” in real life. On our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and attention from all kinds of players. No need to work hard for some sloppy seconds here, just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Join us now and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love as an “ok looking white dude”. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Insane Minecraft Server today!
Emerald Empires is a old-school factions server that runs on version 1.14.3. The goal of our server is to recreate the nostalgic non-pay-to-win factions experience, and ensure that our players enjoy their time on the server. Join the server and give us a try!
Welcome to the thrilling and blood-pumping world of StarMc’s Lifesteal Server! Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding gameplay where your every hit rejuvenates you, making victory all the sweeter. Join us for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival hinges on your ability to steal life from your foes. Will you conquer or be conquered? Join StarMc today and embrace the darkness!
★★★Kindcraft★★★Click here to check out our website at https://www.kindcraft.net
Welcome to Kindcraft! The server where everyone and everything from the spawn to the admins… and even the owners house, is legit. To keep things fair and sanctify the integrity of your hard work with an outstanding econaomy we allow ABSOLUTELY NO SPAWNING OF ITEMS rather you are a staff member or not.
Rules:
No Griefing – We have block logging so dont even try.
No Hacking
No Impersonating staff – All staff members have prefixes Example: [Admin] [Moderator] [Owner]
No Floating Trees
Have Respect
Key features including but not limited to:
BLOCK LOGGING [IF YOU GRIEF WE WILL ROLL YOU BACK AND BAN YOU]LEGIT SURVIVAL BUILDING WHERE COMPETITION IS FAIRTOWNYECONOMYFRIENDSKINDNESSPVEPVP AREASEVENTSMINIGAMES
Additional Notes
I have been in the career of hosting servers for over a decade so I know how to run things. If you would like to take a look at the history of my work and where it all started I have left the old thread included here for your satisfaction. Thankyou and I hope you enjoy the community.
Night Prison is a new prison server that has plenty of custom enchants and large mines. Most of the features on the server are custom made by the owner to allow players to have the exact experience the server tries to offer.
Are you looking for a BoxPvP server to play with your friends? Well TheLion is the solution! At TheLion we have weekly updates, a functional store, ranges, kits, keyalls, and much more!
Join the discord and find out all the news or enter the server now!
Koridai is a small survival server that started in September 2014. It was originally an offline-mode vanilla server with no extra plugins except a few basic commands. It grew a small community and somehow got a few more members over time. Today, Koridai has grown with functionality and users. It went through many changes over the years but ultimately it seems it will be going back to its roots. A simple, survival server.
The Information about the server can be found below:
Info A: https://i.imgur.com/OnFIX9q.png
Info B: https://i.imgur.com/gQKG7Gx.png
Website Post: https://borikenwars.com/community/index.php/2020/12/15/new-survival/