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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5594 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.
So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?