LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyMysteries – NoProofNeeded

BIZARRE, BlockyMysteries, Craziest, eXtraordinary, eye witness, hard to believe., Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Mysterious, NoProofNeeded, out of this world, Paranormal, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, Unexplainable, unproven

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	5076	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Have you ever seen a herd of pink sheep dancing the Macarena on a rainbow bridge in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the wildest adventures and most outrageous sights you’ll ever witness in the blocky world. Who needs proof when you have the memories of riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	876770	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Love Letters Sent:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

CraftyScienceFun

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Farms Harvested:	971	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9255	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyMinds, fact, Fascinating, Fiction, hard to believe., Incredible, incredible knowledge, interesting facts, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-boggling, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird but true

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperCraze: I’ve built a mansion out of diamond blocks!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	229

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during boss battles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

BafflingFactsMC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7708
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with its outrageous features!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken boss with laser eyes! Defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite power!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they’ll take emeralds, but close enough!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it? Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this insane?

NoWayCraft

Astonishing, BIZARRE, Can’t be real, eXtraordinary, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, NO WAY, NoWayCraft, out of this world, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unfathomable, UNIMAGINABLE, unthinkable.., UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magic Items Found:	6410
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet and singing “Old Town Road”? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our Minecraft server! We’ve got so many crazy and wacky moments that will make you question reality itself. Join us and become part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3924
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Zuted Earth SMP

Adventure, auction houses, Auctions, bedrock, continents, Crates, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factories, java, Jobs, leveling up, Minecraft, Online Map, player-run shops, Quests, Rewards, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Zuted Earth SMP, a dynamic Minecraft Earth Survival server offering a rich, immersive experience on both Java and Bedrock editions! Explore 7 continents with a viewable online map, engage in auctions, run shops, and level up through our unique system. Take on jobs, build factories, complete quests, and earn exciting rewards from crates. Climb the ranks and enjoy our robust economy with player-run shops and auction houses.

Connection Details: Java: Connect to play.zutedearth.com Bedrock: Use IP 185.249.196.139 and port 25565

To join from console, simply add Zuted Earth as a friend. Dive into a world of endless possibilities and adventure with Zuted Earth SMP!

play.zutedearth.com

KryVival: SMP (Survival? More like Sur-Thrival!)

adventurers, alliances, Ancient Ruins, art, Choice, Clan, enchanted forests, Exploration, KryVival, Life Force, LifeSteal, majestic mountains, Mechanics, Minecraft, mystical lands, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, strength, SurThrival, Survival, sword, TEAM

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	200	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

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KryVival <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/slopp-food/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to KryVival Minecraft Server!

Are you searching for a server where survival is an art and every choice matters? Look no further than KryVival—the legendary realm where your strength isn’t just in your sword, but in the very life force you steal from your foes! This is LIFESTEAL, reimagined, and better!🗡️❤️

🌲 Explore Mystical Lands: Traverse enchanted forests, scale majestic mountains, and uncover the secrets hidden within ancient ruins with our custom *WORLDGEN! *Every corner of KryVival holds mysteries waiting to be revealed. 🌄🧙‍♂️

👑 Form Powerful Alliances: Team up with fellow adventurers or create your own clan. In KryVival, trust is a rare gem, but alliances can mean the difference between glory and defeat. 🤝🏰

Unique Survival Mechanics: Steal life force from your enemies to grow stronger.
Vast, Mystical World: Endless exploration with secrets in every corner.
Guilds & Alliances: Strength in numbers, or go solo and carve your path.

✨ Join us today and carve your destiny in KryVival! ✨

OUR DISCORD!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the KryVival server?	You can join by connecting to our server address in Minecraft multiplayer.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow.
Can I create my own clan or guild in KryVival?	Absolutely! You can team up with other players to form your own group.
Is there PvP (Player vs Player) combat on the server?	Yes, PvP combat is a part of the survival experience in KryVival.

Gigi’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

#ABOVEBELOW, #HitomaniaCover, #HololiveAcademy, #LoreVideo, #NewVoicePack, #OPtemplate, #RecentStream, #SleepyGigi, #SummerCamp, #TanabataDate, #VoicePack2024, #youtube, ame, Arts, Borderlands2, cece, collab, GIGI, Gigis, ittakestwo, LATEST, Live, merch, Minecraft, mumei, Murin, PIXEL, Playground, previous, rara, Server, Teaser, twitter, Upcoming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	950
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Borderlands 2 adventure with Cece, Ame, and Mumei? Look no further! Our server is like a summer camp at Hololive Academy, complete with voice packs from 2024 that will make you feel like you’re on a Tanabata date with your favorite VTubers.

Join us for streams that are so entertaining, they’ll make you as sleepy as Gigi on Cece’s latest stream. Play games like It Takes Two with Rara, and listen to hit covers like Hitomania and ABOVE BELOW that will have you dancing in your virtual Minecraft world.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a debut lore video collab teaser stream all rolled into one. Follow us on YouTube and Xitter, and grab some merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). #rkggk #LFGIGI #JoinUsNow

ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	117	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	149
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	173696
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

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