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Europrison Minecraft Server

crime, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal justice, European, European culture, European laws, european society, Europoors, Europrison, hard time, Imprisonment, incarceration, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, Prison, prison population, prison system, punishment, Server, societal norms

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

BlockyStruggle

Barriers, BlockyStruggle, Challenges, daily struggles, Difficulties, Difficulty, easy tasks, Everyday challenges, hard time, hurdles, Issues, minor setbacks, mundane activities, Obstacles, Problems, simple tasks, simple things, Struggle, Tasks, Trouble

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1861	Void Gems Collected:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Struggling to find a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying pig, because on our server, anything is possible! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

aita, Alimony, AlimonyCraft, bills, Business, Cancer, Coldhearted, CoParenting, designer clothes, Divorce, forgiveness, hard time, Help, Infidelity, multi-million dollar house, prenuptial agreement, Procedures, quality of life, SAHM, spender, tiktok, Waivers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

LoisCraftInsured

accident, Claim, coverage, Daily Planet, deductibles, fictional character, hard time, high premiums, insurance, journalist, Liability, Lois Lane, LoisCraftInsured, metropolis, policy, Protection, Risk, SuperHero, Superpowers, underwriting, vulnerable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3643	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, u know how lois lane is always getting into trouble with superman and stuff? well, imagine if she had a minecraft server to escape all that craziness! like, she could build a fortress to protect herself from all the villains and stuff. and, like, she could have a pet creeper to blow up anyone who tries to mess with her. plus, she could team up with other players and go on epic quests to save the world from evil. it would be, like, the ultimate escape for lois lane. so, like, if u wanna join her on this crazy adventure, come join our server and let’s have some fun!

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

attraction, Chaos, Communication, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, DATING, flirtation, Fun, fun to mess with, gender dynamics, humor, International relationships, japanese women, King, like him, Mess, MessyCraft, playful, relationships, Scary, social norms, Stereotypes, teasing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Votes:	141	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

Crafty AF

comedy, confusion, Crafty, existential crisis, funny, humor, identity crisis, internet culture, meme, Popular, question.., relatable, relatable humor, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, social media, trending, viral, who am i, Фпe guy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anon, ASK, Basic, basic rate, Cool, documentary, funny, Images, Minecraft, PALS, photoshopping, Picture, picture of myself, PIXEL, porn, post, rate me, selfie, selfies, Server, social media, socials, steve, Subject, weird, weird porn documentary

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

CraftyHololiveHijinks

artist network, Cash, Cheat Codes, conventions, Council, CraftyHololiveHijinks, diamond in the rough, Events, follow your oshi, grow, Hollywood celebs, hololive, instant success, Lightning in a bottle, merch vendor, musician network, Myth era, support staff, Vtuber event, vtubing, western success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	107
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	1983

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Hololive and get ready for instant success beyond your wildest dreams. Once you’re accepted, cash will literally start raining down on you – we’re talking tens of thousands per month, no joke!

But that’s not all, oh no. You’ll also have instant access to the biggest artist and musician network in the world of vtubing. Plus, you’ll secure a guaranteed spot in the biggest yearly Vtuber event – no need to wait in line or beg for an invite.

And get this – we have more support staff than Hollywood celebs. Conventions and events will be fighting over you, and every merch vendor will be clamoring to work with you. It’s like being a rockstar, but in the Minecraft world.

Gone are the days of struggling to find your place or wondering if you’ll make it big. Join Hololive and watch your Minecraft dreams come true with cheat codes activated!

Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server

challenging difficulty, challenging gameplay, Competitive Gaming, difficult games, elitism, elitist attitudes, Gaming Community, gaming elitism, Gaming Skills, Gatekeeping, good at videogames, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Minecraft, Normalfags, plebs, Server, skill level, skill-based, soulless, Souls Games, Video game culture, video game difficulty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	8540	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of souls games and their so-called “hardcore” players. It’s time to admit that those games are for plebs who think they’re tough stuff. On our server, we have challenges that will make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

Join us if you want to prove that you are a true gamer, not just some casual player who thinks they’re good because they beat a souls game. Our server is filled with insane obstacles and mind-blowing adventures that will test your skills to the max.

Don’t be a normalfag, join our server and show everyone what you’re made of. Who needs souls games when you can conquer the craziest challenges in Minecraft? Come on, we dare you to try and beat our toughest levels. It’s time to show the world what you’re really made of.

MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

Christcuck, controlled opposition, cum hunter, EXPOSED, FAGGOT, Faggots, Fed, Fuentes, grifter, incel, jew, Liar, loomer loving, MANLET, MexiCraft, mutt, Nick, Shill, ShillFree, shitskin, spic, the mexican, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Carnival, Charmed One, Destruction, good fortune, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, jingliu, lolz, Lucky Game, Luka, Lynx, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, preservation, Rail, Redeemable Codes, robin, Serval, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8125
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchantments Applied:	184
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4121	Emeralds Found:	626
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and absolute chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds fall from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some serious dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Touch event, where players can turn anything they touch into pure gold! It’s like the Midas touch, but way more fun!

And don’t even get me started on the Redeemable Codes – enter them in and you’ll unlock secret powers like levitation, teleportation, and the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DreamCryCraft

anxiety, Childhood, Conflict, coping, crying, Divorce, dream, DreamCryCraft, emotions, family, Father, fear, hypersensitive, Mother, parents, relationships, Sadness, separation, Support, Trauma, trip

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Love Letters Sent:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even your wildest dreams can’t compare.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and the chicken concedes defeat, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows. You’ll never know what ridiculous adventure awaits around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

artwork, big eyes, CHANGE, Characters, clothing, collaboration, cultural exchange, Detailed, east, eastern, facial expressions, japanese, joint efforts, meets, Minecraft, opinion, Realistic, Saloon, Samurai, scenery, shows, Stagnation, Value, West, Western, western styles

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we bring together the best of both worlds – Western and Japanese influences! 🎌🤠

Join us for a wild ride filled with detailed facial expressions that will make you question reality! Our insane scenery and clothing details will blow your mind! 🤯

Imagine a world where cowboys ride into battle alongside samurais, where pixelated art meets anime style! It’s a fusion like no other! 🤠🤖

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure! Join our server now and experience the best of both worlds in Minecraft! 🌟🎮

CraftyMoms Minecraft: Where even moms can build better than you!

18 year old, Boundaries, BUILD, Communication, consent, CraftyMoms, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, guidance, Minecraft, moms, nude modelling, parenting, porn sites, privacy, reaction, relationships, Self-expression, softcore, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	480	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing challenges, and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep comes charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Or how about this: You stumble upon a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex themselves. Get ready to bust a move with the best of them!

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!