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BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	2579
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9942	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2018	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	103	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	4301	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	103

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Votes:	1781
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	716669
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

LeyenCraft: The Center Holds

Center, current events, DECLARATION, Democracy, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, Government, holds, leadership, LeyenCraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, resistance, Speech, Stability, Statement, Surge, Unity, von der Leyen

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Potions Brewed:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.

there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.

join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

MythCraft: Junk DNA LOL

Dna, Junk, lol, MythCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, secret treasure hidden in the caves that only the most epic players can find. like, there’s this one time this dude found a diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it. it was so lit, bro.

and like, we got this crazy story about how the myth of junk DNA actually hindered science on our server. like, scientists were all like, “oh, this DNA is just junk, it doesn’t do anything important.” but turns out, it was actually the key to unlocking super powers in humans. like, one guy on the server can fly just by thinking about it. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we got treasure, super powers, and a whole lot of laughs. come on, dude, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

DQX: Where even the cows know how to square dance! (1.20.4)

1.20.4, bedrock, Community, console, Cows, Dance, Discord, dnd, DQX, Economy, Essentialsx, Events, Gaming, Hosting, integration, market, Minecraft, mobile, ONLINE, Roles, Shops, smp, Square, Staff, Village

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	2

DQX Minecraft Server Overview

Main Attractions	Description
Active staff members	Willing to help at any time
Periodic events	From building contests to drawing contests
Role system	Entirely obtainable roles with different perks
Spawn area	Nicely built by staff members
Economy system	Money drop from mobs, shop creation, item selling
Villager shops	Various items available inside Spawn
Player Market area	Buy protected areas, build shops
Village area	Protected plots available for purchase
Quality hosting	Smooth gameplay experience
Bedrock integration	Mobile/console player access
Discord server	EssentialsX integration

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 1 month old currently.

Q: How many active players are there?

A: There are about 5 active players, looking for more to join.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more info and contact staff members for the server address.

Q: Are there any events on the server?

A: Yes, there are periodic events ranging from building contests to drawing contests.

Q: Can mobile/console players join?

A: Yes, there is Bedrock integration for mobile/console players.