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Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, close, close call, close shave, Craft, death-defying experience, dodging death, grateful to be alive, harrowing ordeal, heart racing, heart-stopping moment, last minute rescue, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, survival story

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry zombies while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t experienced the adrenaline rush of our server! Join us for the chance to narrowly escape death on a daily basis as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with creepers, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama.

But don’t worry, it’s not all life-threatening situations here. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not try your hand at our parkour courses that are so challenging, they’ll make you question your own sanity.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, dying is all part of the fun!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Crimes against humanity, Extermination, Gaza Strip, Gaza War, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace efforts, Military operations, Minecraft, political violence, Server, UN reports, united nations, United Nations Human Rights Council, War Crimes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

LOL this server is so lit, it’s like the UN but for Minecraft! We got crazy accusations flying around like Israel trying to ‘exterminate’ everyone and Hamas committing war crimes. Join us for some wild drama and chaos, it’s like a reality show but with blocks and creepers. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and scandals in the virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships

Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragon Eggs Found:	8288	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	536075
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	1703	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	583
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Votes:	3705	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	227
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6555

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	109
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!